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Female Masturbation: Slip and Slide

Wrap a bunched up towel with Saran Wrap and put lube on it. It makes for a serious orgasmic experience. Put a few pillows together, place the wet, slippery towel on them and then ride it! It feels so naughty.

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Male Masturbation: The “oral” stimulation

To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.

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Reblogged from puravida-purelife

I am going to meet this guy for a quick blowjob…he is married and it will be the first time he cheats on his wife of like 40 years? 

Reblogged from bonobobrain
bonobobrain:

The highest grossing porn film of all time was “Deep Throat” in 1972. The plot included a doctor telling the star, Linda Lovelace, that her clitoris was in her throat. Thus, to be satisfied sexually, she had to master the oral technique of “deep throating” by practicing on many men. Revenues from the film are approximately $600 million while the production only cost $50,000 to make.
FYI-there is no clitoris in the throat. People who enjoy performing oral sex on male bodied individuals enjoy it for other reasons. 

This film is a prime example of what is wrong with the porn industry, and I for one, despite curiosity, will boycott it.

bonobobrain:

The highest grossing porn film of all time was “Deep Throat” in 1972. The plot included a doctor telling the star, Linda Lovelace, that her clitoris was in her throat. Thus, to be satisfied sexually, she had to master the oral technique of “deep throating” by practicing on many men. Revenues from the film are approximately $600 million while the production only cost $50,000 to make.

FYI-there is no clitoris in the throat. People who enjoy performing oral sex on male bodied individuals enjoy it for other reasons. 

This film is a prime example of what is wrong with the porn industry, and I for one, despite curiosity, will boycott it.

Reblogged from justsomesextalk

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inspirationalbullshit:

Before I get inside you,
I’ll want a taste of you. It’s like the appetizer, getting you ready for what’s about to come. Besides you, that is. I love it when you let me go down on you. I really can’t tell you why.  Maybe it’s the feeling of knowing that you’re getting absolutely nothing, but pleasure out of it. And that it’s me who’s giving it to you. 
The way you let me know I’m doing you right, is just so fucking hot. When you squeeze my head in between your legs so damn tightly. Fingers running through my hair, while you’re pushing my face against you as if I could get any closer than I already am. I can hear you panting so loud, it just tells me that I shouldn’t stop. 
Then there it is. You let me know that I should. Not with words, but with your body language. The moment your eyes roll back, thighs quiver, and your grip on me loosens. I know I got it out of you. And as I look back up at you with that huge grin on your face, trying to catch your breath, I know I accomplished my goal. That’s what you wanted, right? 

inspirationalbullshit:

Before I get inside you,

I’ll want a taste of you. It’s like the appetizer, getting you ready for what’s about to come. Besides you, that is. I love it when you let me go down on you. I really can’t tell you why.  Maybe it’s the feeling of knowing that you’re getting absolutely nothing, but pleasure out of it. And that it’s me who’s giving it to you. 

The way you let me know I’m doing you right, is just so fucking hot. When you squeeze my head in between your legs so damn tightly. Fingers running through my hair, while you’re pushing my face against you as if I could get any closer than I already am. I can hear you panting so loud, it just tells me that I shouldn’t stop. 

Then there it is. You let me know that I should. Not with words, but with your body language. The moment your eyes roll back, thighs quiver, and your grip on me loosens. I know I got it out of you. And as I look back up at you with that huge grin on your face, trying to catch your breath, I know I accomplished my goal. That’s what you wanted, right? 

(via operation-orgasm)

Reblogged from sextipswithsara

Sex Tip #32

sextipswithsara:

Beginning stages of ejaculation the sphincter at the opening of the bladder closes, preventing the flow of seminal fluid into the bladder. This also ensures that urine is not forced into the seminal fluid. So don’t worry, there is no urine in seminal fluids.

sex adventure gone rogue

I was seeking out older men…this guy was 64. I am still in college.  So I tell him that I want to give him a blowjob…si I decide to go to his house. well the day I was going to house I lost my voice, but I said fuck it and went anyway. I get there and he answer the door, I give him a slip of paper explaining who I am and that I lost my voice. He invite me in. I walk inside and his house smells like….well it just smells bad. And he has these three dogs that are jumpy and wont shut the fuck up, but again I say fuck it. I start walking towards what I think is his bedroom and then suddenly were in his room. I position in front of the bed and have him lay down. I pull down his boxers and start sucking…his dick was tiny. And I was mad his dick was hard before I started sucking….so after there minutes I pretended I needed to get something and just left. His dick hard and out in the open.